I AM: ♥ 25 years old ♥ ♥ living in Minneapolis, MN ♥ ♥ straight up working class ♥ ♥ mixed-ethnicity with the passing privilege of whiteness ♥ ♥ pansexual ♥ ♥ genderqueer ♥ ♥ marxist-feminist ♥ ♥ obsessed with self-improvement ♥ ♥ totally unromantic ♥Tumblr (3.0; @boyfriendable)http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/<a href="http://literaryreference.tumblr.com/post/50677204942/why-do-men-keep-putting-me-in-the-girlfriend-zone">[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://literaryreference.tumblr.com/post/50677204942/why-do-men-keep-putting-me-in-the-girlfriend-zone">literaryreference</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.<br/><br/>But…</p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/51196101875http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/51196101875Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/477b05c6e73e380a9ade134bcc8d7459/tumblr_ml3oa4M4sH1rr0xmro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/49100232445http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/49100232445Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:29:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/716b6a6f73b572481959e4a7a601fb8c/tumblr_mltuupdoD41qdb3z6o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>What the fuck is this</p>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/48872662217http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/48872662217Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:13:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuspmgPNf1rwpn15o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuspmgPNf1rwpn15o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuspmgPNf1rwpn15o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuspmgPNf1rwpn15o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuspmgPNf1rwpn15o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuspmgPNf1rwpn15o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christophernolans.tumblr.com/post/33526757542/ryan-gosling-on-the-mpaas-decision-to-give-blue">christophernolans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ryan Gosling on the MPAA’s decision to give <em>Blue Valentine</em> an NC-17 rating over its inclusion of an oral sex scene. <a href="http://ca.eonline.com/news/214842/ryan-gosling-female-pleasure-is-pornography-according-to-mpaa">(x)</a></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://lacigreen.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/applause-yes-thumbs-up.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/45785289823http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/45785289823Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:11:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c248230b64a7c778fbfa175c159f1482/tumblr_mife1h85gv1qj6xzto3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91c3d12cf9df6ab6aaa53b4a7e1ee0ca/tumblr_mife1h85gv1qj6xzto2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>That’s totally what I mean.</p>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/45741562676http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/45741562676Tue, 19 Mar 2013 02:44:51 -0400“SPECIAL HINT: No one cares that you feel superior because you can handle low temperatures better. Go hump a snow bank. I hope your junk freezes off.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com">Cryztal</a>, my future wife and current favorite person. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kellybellin.tumblr.com/">kellybellin</a>)<br/><br/>Apparently I said this once! I TOTALLY STAND BY IT. </em>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/39142993489http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/39142993489Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:54:48 -0500<a href="http://genderprep.tumblr.com/post/38918978854/friend-zoning-isnt-a-real-thing">The Gender Prep: Friend Zoning isn't a real thing.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genderprep.tumblr.com/post/38918978854/friend-zoning-isnt-a-real-thing">genderprep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Friend zoning is not a real thing. It’s either 1) entitlement 2) miscommunication. </span><br/><br/><span>No one is under an obligation to see anyone else romantically. If you put kindness into a relationship expecting to get something out of it, that is not friendship. That’s entitlement. Overt declarations of…</span></p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/38988812619http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/38988812619Thu, 27 Dec 2012 18:35:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4rmdK5Sn1rkgvhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/36876864494/this-is-a-capture-of-a-profile-of-a-mid-twenty">femalederection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a capture of a profile of a mid twenty something man who messaged me because he was “happy that I didn’t only date within my race”, and that was pretty much the jist of the message. Sir, I’m not ignoring your message because you’re black, I’m ignoring it because you think you’re this magnificent creature I should just be so curious about. I’m not. Not even a little bit. Also</p> <p><strong>CUMON MAN</strong></p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36890538520http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36890538520Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:41:16 -0500<a href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/36853958041/crazy-dog-guy">How to Make a Lady Lose Her Boner: Crazy Dog Guy</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/36853958041/crazy-dog-guy">femalederection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know the crazy cat lady that no woman wants to be? I think I recently met the male alternative. With a dog.</p> <p>This gentleman and I went on one, incredibly short date. We walked our dogs together. I thought this would lead to “let me drop my dog off and we’ll continue on this date” but no. no….</p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36864383921http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36864383921Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:38:04 -0500<a href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/35403126664/when-my-ex-wants-to-get-back-together-for-lunch">How to Make a Lady Lose Her Boner: When my ex wants to get back together (for lunch)</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/35403126664/when-my-ex-wants-to-get-back-together-for-lunch">femalederection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A post by Amber</strong></p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/31370174960/when-my-ex-wants-to-get-back-together">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kk5o93BE1rnvlqy.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Recently an ex announced he was moving to Japan. This is all well and good and falls under the “appropriate email” category rather than when he says losing me was the biggest <strong>“missteak”</strong> he ever had (for a minute I thought he was asking me if I…</p> </blockquote> <p>By the way I am reblogging almost all of this tumblr because it is run by my gorgeous friend Amber, and sometimes I guest-post there.</p>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36592441104http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36592441104Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:53:19 -0500<a href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/35560117931/this-is-a-post-about-vodka">How to Make a Lady Lose Her Boner: This is a Post About Vodka</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/35560117931/this-is-a-post-about-vodka">femalederection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A post by Amber</strong></p> <p>Once upon a time I was madly in love, that kind of love where everything is hazy and your entire life seems to both slow down and speed up at the same time. Valentines Day is a day to celebrate such feelings or warmth and love and wanting to take each other’s clothes off and…</p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36591466884http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36591466884Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:24:48 -0500<a href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/36576831761/got-this-in-my-inbox-tonight">How to Make a Lady Lose Her Boner: Got this in my inbox tonight</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femalederection.tumblr.com/post/36576831761/got-this-in-my-inbox-tonight">femalederection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Hi! :) </span><br/><br/><span>I really enjoyed your profile. It seems as if we would get along fairly well! Or at least share some laughs. </span><br/><br/><span>I’m Brandon, I hate the fact that I’m on a dating website. When I was a kid my dream was to be a person who owned a dog. Not be on a dating site haha </span><br/><br/><span>Anyways, I do Stand-Up…</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Wow, so that is stupid and unoriginal.</p>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36591181518http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/36591181518Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:15:54 -0500<blockquote> <p>I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.</p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35780875202http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35780875202Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:20:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5dxhQaaU1qlc76bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marfmellow.com/post/35262046476/thank-you">marfmellow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>thank you. </p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35285298821http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35285298821Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:03:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3qtnoUam1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/35267361237/box-lifting-prank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goo.gl/HESc6"><strong>Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35283743749http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35283743749Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:35:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zo1dSf3d1qbwzx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://osheamobile.tumblr.com/post/35272367980/aliensandpredators-xenomatryoshka-nesting">osheamobile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aliensandpredators.tumblr.com/post/33906776707/xenomatryoshka-nesting-aliens-egg-face-hugger">aliensandpredators</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/101756377/xenomatryoshka-nesting-aliens-11x17?ref=sr_gallery_33&ga_search_query=prometheus&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all">Xenomatryoshka Nesting Aliens</a></p> <p>Egg, face-hugger, chest-burster, drone, queen</p> <p>Most excellent</p> </blockquote> <p>I want these.</p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35282341610http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35282341610Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:07:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5q9b4JwV1qe3p9bo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5q9b4JwV1qe3p9bo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I…. is THAT what <em>Legally Blonde</em></p>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35280976606http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35280976606Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:39:20 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noemail.tumblr.com/post/35155183889/stereobone-homovikings-i-am-so-tired-of">noemail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stereobone.tumblr.com/post/35153042337/homovikings-i-am-so-tired-of-obama-and-romney">stereobone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homovikings.tumblr.com/post/35152362590/i-am-so-tired-of-obama-and-romney-why-cant-thor">homovikings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president</p> </blockquote> <p>ohmygod could you imagine tho</p> <p>“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”</p> <p>“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md38mfWENk1qkrjz6.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35166615133http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35166615133Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:14:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jf1liApS1qjgu85o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://j-ckie.tumblr.com/post/31731232038/romamochi-profmth-mitt-romneys-family">j-ckie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://romamochi.tumblr.com/post/30001003578">romamochi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://profmth.tumblr.com/post/18922257602/mitt-romneys-family-misspell-their-last-name-in">profmth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="caption">Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96nehrMmO1r9n36b.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG</p> </blockquote>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35164574781http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/35164574781Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:48:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw7jnrEdF1qdb3z6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><img height="612" src="https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564874_606932870322_2055314646_n.jpg" width="612"/></p> <p>I wrote about the time I was raped by an ex-boyfriend in an English paper, and my teacher <em>freaking loved it</em>. </p> <p>Self-esteem boost that turned a weird day into an amazing day.</p>http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/34882666006http://boyfriendable.tumblr.com/post/34882666006Sat, 03 Nov 2012 00:56:57 -0400i am amazingschoolpapers i wroteA+ bitch