A post by Amber
Once upon a time I was madly in love, that kind of love where everything is hazy and your entire life seems to both slow down and speed up at the same time. Valentines Day is a day to celebrate such feelings or warmth and love and wanting to take each other’s clothes off and…
I really enjoyed your profile. It seems as if we would get along fairly well! Or at least share some laughs.
I’m Brandon, I hate the fact that I’m on a dating website. When I was a kid my dream was to be a person who owned a dog. Not be on a dating site haha
Anyways, I do Stand-Up…
Wow, so that is stupid and unoriginal.
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.