hey baby, you so fine baby.

I AM:

♥ 25 years old ♥
♥ living in Minneapolis, MN ♥
♥ straight up working class ♥
♥ mixed-ethnicity with the passing privilege of whiteness ♥
♥ pansexual ♥
♥ genderqueer ♥
♥ marxist-feminist ♥
♥ obsessed with self-improvement ♥
♥ totally unromantic ♥
What the fuck is this

What the fuck is this

SPECIAL HINT: No one cares that you feel superior because you can handle low temperatures better. Go hump a snow bank. I hope your junk freezes off.

Cryztal, my future wife and current favorite person. (via kellybellin)

Apparently I said this once! I TOTALLY STAND BY IT. 

The Gender Prep: Friend Zoning isn't a real thing.

genderprep:

Friend zoning is not a real thing. It’s either 1) entitlement 2) miscommunication.

No one is under an obligation to see anyone else romantically. If you put kindness into a relationship expecting to get something out of it, that is not friendship. That’s entitlement. Overt declarations of…

femalederection:

This is a capture of a profile of a mid twenty something man who messaged me because he was “happy that I didn’t only date within my race”, and that was pretty much the jist of the message. Sir, I’m not ignoring your message because you’re black, I’m ignoring it because you think you’re this magnificent creature I should just be so curious about. I’m not. Not even a little bit. Also
CUMON MAN

femalederection:

This is a capture of a profile of a mid twenty something man who messaged me because he was “happy that I didn’t only date within my race”, and that was pretty much the jist of the message. Sir, I’m not ignoring your message because you’re black, I’m ignoring it because you think you’re this magnificent creature I should just be so curious about. I’m not. Not even a little bit. Also

CUMON MAN

How to Make a Lady Lose Her Boner: Crazy Dog Guy

femalederection:

You know the crazy cat lady that no woman wants to be? I think I recently met the male alternative. With a dog.

This gentleman and I went on one, incredibly short date. We walked our dogs together. I thought this would lead to “let me drop my dog off and we’ll continue on this date” but no. no….

How to Make a Lady Lose Her Boner: When my ex wants to get back together (for lunch)

femalederection:

A post by Amber

whatshouldwecallme:

Recently an ex announced he was moving to Japan. This is all well and good and falls under the “appropriate email” category rather than when he says losing me was the biggest “missteak” he ever had (for a minute I thought he was asking me if I…

By the way I am reblogging almost all of this tumblr because it is run by my gorgeous friend Amber, and sometimes I guest-post there.